Passport Lady

So this was just annoying.
So this woman walks up to the counter. She drops all her belongings on the counter and is going through her wallet. She starts to hand me her passport and says she's here to pick up a car. She is continuing to say how she just had her wallet stolen while she searches for her credit card. I hand her back her passport and say," Sorry ma'am, I need a drivers license to rent you the car, the passport isn't sufficient. "
She says," Did you not hear me, I just told you my wallet was stolen."
I say," Yes, I did, but that is a requirement. Do you have your DMV print out acknowledging that your license is valid?"
She says," How am I supposed to do that?"
Me," Well, you need to go to the Department of Motor Vehicles"
Her," How am I supposed to do that?"
Me," It's on ****** Street."
Her," How am I supposed to do that?"
Me," Taxi cab out front"
Her, "Ugh....fine."
She walks away.....30 minutes later she appears ready to rent her car with the DMV printout in hand.
And to top it off, you would think that she was from out of the area or something, NO, she lived in town!

Always remember, you need a DRIVERS LICENSE to rent a car!