Liar, Liar!

So there is literally 5ft between each company here on the darkside.....this is how it went down:

While I am sitting here doing absolutely nothing and waiting for my noon customer to come in, I start to eavesdrop on the company to my right. He is renting him a car that needs to go one way to Ontario....huh...funny.....the customer I'm waiting for is ALSO going one way to Ontario. Still sitting here twiddling my thumbs I notice he keeps looking over at me....huh....weird....why does he keep looking at me, besides the fact that I'm hot(ha ha, ok back to the story) I just keep thinking why does he keep looking over....I think nothing of it....he walks away and I ask the counter agent.....
"Was that guys last name P*****?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That was D**** P*****?
"Yeah, Was he your customer?"
"Yeah. Oh well, I guess I will just cancel his reservation."

(Now I'm thinking, Thanks for telling me dude!)

So its been maybe two minutes since this guy has walked out of the airport, my phone rings.

RING, RING, RING

"Hello, thank you for calling *****, this is *****, how can I help you?"
"Hi, my name is D**** P***** and I missed my flight from Phoenix that was suppose to arrive right now at noon and I won't be there now until tomorrow..."
"Oh, would you like me to just change your reservation for pick up tomorrow then?"
"No, No, No, we have to make other plans now so go ahead and cancel my reservation"
"OK, so the reservation was under D**** P*****?"
"Yeah"
"Wow that's funny, you're not getting here until tomorrow....so you weren't the guy over at **** just a minute ago renting a car?"
"No, No, No, that wasn't me. Just cancel my car reservation please. Thanks"

HANGS UP.

Liar Liar, gave me a good chuckle for the afternoon.....I wonder how long it took him to make up that story just to get out of a car reservation.....Wow, the people we have to deal with. I guess it was too much for him to look over at me and just cancel it when he was standing 5ft. away from me.