Really, a friend?

In walks this guy with this "too cool for school" attitude....big smile on his face and says,

"Hey, so I need a car and you can just give me the F.O.K. rate."

I look at him a little puzzled and reply,

"Uumm, F.O.K. rate?"

"Yeah, you know, I'm a really good friend of the owner "Karl". You can just give me the F.O.K. rate, Friend of Karl..."

Even more puzzled now I look at him and just say,

"Well if you were such a good friend you would know that "Karl" is with a C!, so really it would have been the F.O.C. rate...but you know, don't worry, I will hook you up, I am SURE you are a great friend of Carl's."

I rent this guy a car and off he goes.....needless to say, I did hook him up. I gave him the D.A. Rate.....Dumb A**!

Lesson: Before you go and name drop....make sure you KNOW who you are talking about!